ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
BE READ IN AN ITALIAN ACCENT)
day ima gonna to Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I
tella waitress I wanna two pissis, toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella
her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna
to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma
bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife
but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you
better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna
hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the Manager and tella him I
wanna shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna
shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
go to checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss
on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.